If you book one afternoon tea in London, make it The Ritz: jacket and tie, a cake trolley wheeled to the table and five fixed sittings a day, from £95. If that dress code is a problem, Fortnum & Mason on Piccadilly gives you the famous name, a pianist and no dress code at all for £84. And if you want the grand-room feeling for about half the price, The Wolseley next door to The Ritz does it for £46.50. Staying nearby? My where to stay in London guide covers the neighbourhoods, and several of these teas are in hotels from my luxury hotels in London guide. For the rest of the day, see my things to do in London.
A few things work differently from what most visitors expect. What Americans often call high tea is afternoon tea here: a tiered stand of finger sandwiches, then scones with clotted cream and jam, then small cakes, with a pot of tea you can usually change between courses. You book a sitting, and the table is yours for a set time, usually 90 minutes to two hours. Many will refill the sandwiches and scones if you ask. Menu prices include 20% VAT (the UK's sales tax), but almost every venue then adds a 12.5% or 15% service charge, so a £95 tea with a 15% charge costs about £109 before you've touched the Champagne.
The teas run in four groups: the grand-hotel classics first, then the art and themed teas, two with views from the Shard, and finally the best value, which is also where the strongest vegan and gluten-free menus are. Prices are per person as of 27 September 2026, and each card names the nearest station on the Tube (the subway). From November many switch to festive menus at higher prices; where a venue has announced its dates, they're on the card.